The famous analogies of Tony - Peart 2

Hahahaha - great pun to start the post.

Well here is the most recent update of completely irrelevant analogies as told to me by the Godfather of Grillust.
And introducing the 'Bearded Doodler' Sir Dwayne; supplying the first analogy of this set.

Enjoy deciphering these as I have to do most days; as always thank you Señor Peart!

"If you couldn't swim and I took you to the end of Blackpool pier and told you to dive in, you wouldn't. But if you were a confident swimmer, you'd do it and swim back." 

"If I gave you a lump of clay and you'd never seen ceramics before, nothing would happen and you wouldn't be able to make a pot."

"You are like a recovering heroin addict; you know what you should be doing but you keep crawling back to the mac."